Welcome to Perineum. Obnoxious, to those who have navigated to this part of the world. To the physiologically oriented, it’s what separates the pricks from the assholes. To the philosophers, it’s a big issue about a small tissue, just like what the hymen represented for the women’s lib of the 70s.

To us? Well, we were looking for a word that attracts attention.

Now that we have it… lets’ begin.